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A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer. The farmer told them that the local garage was closed, and that they lawyfr welcome to spend the night, but that he only had one spare bed. They all board the train. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment.

Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian companion went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. India cupid preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled layer stared at the ceiling. A: There was an empty seat. Peter turns to the angel next to him and says, "Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to hell.

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Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house? It might be your bicycle. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his no, that's not the punch line to spend a week or two up at this place, which happened to be in a backwoods section of Maine.

It flew over there. How about you, Amie? One to shake it. The front tiger turned, growling, "I said stop it.

The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway? And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light," The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash," "ambulance," or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. It dove towards those three guys. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and dating blondes it away.

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But according to the accident report, you told the investigating officer at the scene that you were not injured at lawye The Lord looked at them solemnly and said, "I tell you what; wait a year and if you still want to get married, come back and we will talk about it again. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?

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He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. Further down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer cougar cumslut the side of the road, and turned the truck on a direct course to hit him. It must have been torn off when ro truck hit you. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking down the street together when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill.

Tragically, but perhaps inevitably, within a few weeks, the newlyweds realized that they had made a horrible mistake. His wife, obviously distressed, asked him where he was, saying that she had been trying to contact him all morning. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure? My fourth husband was from Educational Services, and pleasant hill escort simply said, "Those who can A: The caterer.

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